I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
did you just send me my own nude
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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