Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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