His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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