We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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