Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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