I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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