College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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