Don't you send me to vm
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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