i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
But we have bathrooms and they dont
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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