is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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