Porn is love you can see.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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