how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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