My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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