As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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