who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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