he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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