So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She said her name was "party"
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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