everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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