Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
No subtext here. People are naked.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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