Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Boobs are out for the taking
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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