Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
