You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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