Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This is the high leading the old right now
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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