i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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