omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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