Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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