Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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