Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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