Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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