i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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