hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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