FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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