the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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