Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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