Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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