We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
