do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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