cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
my liver is dry heaving
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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