i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
you traded sex for a burrito?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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