So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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