let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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