two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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