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i just wanna soil my oats bro
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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