I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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