We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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