yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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