How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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