we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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