just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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