You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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