So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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