Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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