I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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