Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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