just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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